- Pee-wee Herman: Hi, Reba.
- Reba: Hi there!
- [everyone screams]
- Reba: Let me guess. I said the secret word, right?
- Pee-wee Herman: No. The secret word's not "right", it's "there".
- [everyone screams again]
- Reba: [laughs] This has to be the most twisted address on my route, Pee-wee.
- Pee-wee Herman: Why thank you, Reba.
- Mrs. Steve: Come out here, you little dickens! Give me back my apples!
- Randy: No!
- Mrs. Steve: All right, then. Ha! You asked for it!
- Randy: [after eating all of Mrs. Steve's crab apples] Oh, my stomach hurts.
- Pee-wee Herman: Gee, I'm sorry you're not feeling well, Randy. We were just going to have some delicious apple pie.
- Jambi: Well, what madcap magic may I muster, master?
- Pee-wee Herman: What you say?
- Jambi: What's your wish, dude?
- Pee-wee Herman: Oh, I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.
- Pee-wee Herman: If you didn't steal Mrs. Steve's apples, then what are these?
- [shows Randy some apple cores]
- Randy: I didn't steal 'em. I just kinda took 'em. Besides, what's the big deal? They were just some crummy crab apples.
- Pee-wee Herman: Those crummy crabapples belong to Mrs. Steve. You shouldn't steal stuff that doesn't belong to you.
- Mrs. Steve: That's right. I demand an apology from you, young man!
- Randy: Eh.
- Pee-wee Herman: Go on, Randy. Say you're sorry.
- Randy: All right. I'm sorry.
- Mrs. Steve: Sorry isn't going to put those apples back on my tree. I want you to promise me that you will *never* do that again.
- Randy: I promise, Mrs. Steve. I had no idea that taking your delicious apples was going to upset you so. I'm awfully sorry. Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me? Please!
- Mrs. Steve: Well, I suppose I can forgive you this one time. But if it ever happens again, I'm calling the police, and you'll go to prison with all the other apple stealers.