The Simpsons (TV Series)
24 Minutes (2007)
Kiefer Sutherland: Jack Bauer
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Quotes
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Jack Bauer : I'm Jack Bauer. Who the hell are you?
Bart Simpson : [thinks of the perfect prank call] I'm, um, Ahmed Adoudi.
Jack Bauer : Chloe, find out all you can about Ahmed Adoudi. Does somebody know Ahmed Adoudi?
Chloe O'Brian : Ahmed Adoudi: wealthy Saudi financier, disappeared into Afghanistan in the late '90s.
Jack Bauer : Really?
Chloe O'Brian : No, Jack! It's a joke name! You're being set up.
Jack Bauer : Damn it!
[he shoots with his gun and Bart laughs hard]
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[last lines]
[Jack Bauer comes in by dropping in from an air vent]
Jack Bauer : [in megaphone] Good work, Lisa!
Bart Simpson : What about me?
Jack Bauer : [points gun at Bart] Bart Simpson, twelve minutes ago, you made an annoying prank phone call to me. All units move in!
[a bunch of units move into the gym and they all point guns at Bart, but Bauer puts his away]
Jack Bauer : I pulled ever single field agent off all other cases to track you down and bring you to justice. It was a tough decision, but I think I made the right call.
[big explosion happens in the distance, and the crowd gasps]
Jack Bauer : It's okay. That was Shelbyville.
[everyone sighs with relief]
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Jack Bauer : The following takes place between 2:34 PM and 3:04 PM. Or maybe it's AM. Whichever one is the morning one; it's not that one.
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[first lines]
Jack Bauer : Previously on "24"... I mean, "The Simpsons."