Tripping the Rift (TV Series)

Honey, I Shrunk the Crew (2004)

Terrence Scammell: Darph Bobo

Quotes 

• Bernice : What the hell is this?

  Darph Bobo : It's a credit card bill. What? Ya lose the ability to read? Let me know when you lose the ability to open your mouth and spew venom, cause that I don't wanna miss.

• Bernice : My mother warned me not to marry you.

  Darph Bobo : For once your mother and I agree.

  Bernice : Just shut up and take care of these charges... or else.

  Darph Bobo : Or else what? You're gonna force me to sleep with you? Cause there aren't enough blindfolds or little blue pills in the universe to make that happen.

• Cashier : [Darph Bobo is shopping]  Is that all for you?

  Darph Bobo : Yeah, unless you've got something that'll cure my wife's bitchiness!

  Cashier : Well, if we did, we'd have a hard time keeping it in stock.