- Bernice: What the hell is this?
- Darph Bobo: It's a credit card bill. What? Ya lose the ability to read? Let me know when you lose the ability to open your mouth and spew venom, cause that I don't wanna miss.
- Bernice: My mother warned me not to marry you.
- Darph Bobo: For once your mother and I agree.
- Bernice: Just shut up and take care of these charges... or else.
- Darph Bobo: Or else what? You're gonna force me to sleep with you? Cause there aren't enough blindfolds or little blue pills in the universe to make that happen.
- Chode: Hey, relax, guys, if anyone can get out of here, it's Six.
- Gus: Hm! What does she know about the intricacies of the male anatomy?
- Chode: Hah! If anyone knows their way around a man's body, it's her. She does this thing with her tongue, you know, right on the rim of your... Yoo, just thinking about it makes me...
- Gus: Chode! Focus! We are about to explode!
- Chode: My thoughts exactly.
- Cashier: [Darph Bobo is shopping] Is that all for you?
- Darph Bobo: Yeah, unless you've got something that'll cure my wife's bitchiness!
- Cashier: Well, if we did, we'd have a hard time keeping it in stock.