Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)
The Restaurant (1986)
Paul Reubens: Pee-wee Herman
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Quotes
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Captain Carl : I'll have the lobster.
Pee-wee : I wouldn't recommend that.
Captain Carl : Why not?
Pee-wee : Because we're out of it.
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Pee-wee : [Pee-wee and Captain Carl are playing *Restaurant*] Soup or salad?
Captain Carl : What's your soup?
Pee-wee : Liver and Noodle.
Captain Carl : [stifling a reaction] I'll... have salad.
Pee-wee : You have your choice of dressings: French, Thousand Island, Blue Cheese, Ranch, Italian and... our special Playhouse dressing.
Captain Carl : [excited] What's the house dressing?
Pee-wee : Liver and Noodle.
Captain Carl : [stifling a reaction] I'll... I'll have Thousand Island.
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Captain Carl : [after ordering everything off the menu, only to find out they are out] What do you have?
Pee-wee : A peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Captain Carl : I'll take that then.
Pee-wee : Would you like that on white, whole wheat, rye or...
Captain Carl : JUST BRING THE SANDWICH!
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Captain Carl : [looks at the check] Two dollars for a peanut-butter sandwich?
Pee-wee : And jelly.
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[Pee-wee and Captain Carl are playing *restaurant*]
Pee-wee : Good evening, sir. May I help you?
Captain Carl : Yeah, you can help me. I want to get something to eat.
Pee-wee : Do you have a reservation?
Captain Carl : No.
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[Pee-wee knocks on Jambi's box]
Jambi : [opens his box] Yes, Pee-wee? What is it?
Pee-wee : Hi, Jambi. It's time for my wish!
Jambi : So what do you want?
Pee-wee : Oh, come on! Say it like a real genie!
Jambi : Oh, alright.
[in an ethereal voice]
Jambi : Your wish is my command, oh wise and powerful master!
[in his normal voice]
Jambi : So what do you want?
Pee-wee : Hmm, let me see. What should I wish for? Hmm. Uh, let me see. I don't know. I wish I knew what to wish for.
Jambi : [grants the wish] It is done.
Pee-wee : [excited] I know what to wish for!
Jambi : It's too late.
Pee-wee : What do you mean?
Jambi : You've already had your wish.
Pee-wee : No, I haven't.
Jambi : Yes, you did.
Pee-wee : No, I didn't.
Jambi : Yes, you did.
Pee-wee : No, I didn't.
Jambi : Yes, you did. I'll prove it to you. Here's an instant replay on the Magic Screen.
[Magic Screen shows an instant replay]
Pee-wee : What a gyp. You tricked me. I want another wish!
Jambi : You know the rules, Pee-wee: Only one wish per show.
Pee-wee : No! No!
[like crazy all over the Playhouse]
Pee-wee : No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
[Jambi closes his box]
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Pee-wee : [after the Salesman visited, the doorbell rings yet again, so Pee-wee opens the door and says] Look, Mr. Salesman...
Captain Carl : Who you callin' Salesman?
Pee-wee : Captain Carl!
Captain Carl : Ahoy, Pee-wee!
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Knucklehead : Knock, knock.
Pee-wee : [in the bathroom] Just a minute, Knucklehead!
Knucklehead : Knock, knock.
Pee-wee : JUST A MINUTE!
[flushes the toilet, comes out of the bathroom, walks towards Knucklehead's barn, and opens the door]
Knucklehead : Knock, knock!
Pee-wee : Who's there?
Knucklehead : Luke.
Pee-wee : Luke who?
Knucklehead : Luke who's got toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe.
[laughs and hops away]
Knucklehead : [Pee-wee examines the bottom of his shoe for any toilet paper]
