- Captain Carl: I'll have the lobster.
- Pee-wee: I wouldn't recommend that.
- Captain Carl: Why not?
- Pee-wee: Because we're out of it.
- Pee-wee: [Pee-wee and Captain Carl are playing *Restaurant*] Soup or salad?
- Captain Carl: What's your soup?
- Pee-wee: Liver and Noodle.
- Captain Carl: [stifling a reaction] I'll... have salad.
- Pee-wee: You have your choice of dressings: French, Thousand Island, Blue Cheese, Ranch, Italian and... our special Playhouse dressing.
- Captain Carl: [excited] What's the house dressing?
- Pee-wee: Liver and Noodle.
- Captain Carl: [stifling a reaction] I'll... I'll have Thousand Island.
- Captain Carl: [after ordering everything off the menu, only to find out they are out] What do you have?
- Pee-wee: A peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
- Captain Carl: I'll take that then.
- Pee-wee: Would you like that on white, whole wheat, rye or...
- Captain Carl: JUST BRING THE SANDWICH!
- [Pee-wee and Captain Carl are playing *restaurant*]
- Pee-wee: Good evening, sir. May I help you?
- Captain Carl: Yeah, you can help me. I want to get something to eat.
- Pee-wee: Do you have a reservation?
- Captain Carl: No.
- [Pee-wee knocks on Jambi's box]
- Jambi: [opens his box] Yes, Pee-wee? What is it?
- Pee-wee: Hi, Jambi. It's time for my wish!
- Jambi: So what do you want?
- Pee-wee: Oh, come on! Say it like a real genie!
- Jambi: Oh, alright.
- [in an ethereal voice]
- Jambi: Your wish is my command, oh wise and powerful master!
- [in his normal voice]
- Jambi: So what do you want?
- Pee-wee: Hmm, let me see. What should I wish for? Hmm. Uh, let me see. I don't know. I wish I knew what to wish for.
- Jambi: [grants the wish] It is done.
- Pee-wee: [excited] I know what to wish for!
- Jambi: It's too late.
- Pee-wee: What do you mean?
- Jambi: You've already had your wish.
- Pee-wee: No, I haven't.
- Jambi: Yes, you did.
- Pee-wee: No, I didn't.
- Jambi: Yes, you did.
- Pee-wee: No, I didn't.
- Jambi: Yes, you did. I'll prove it to you. Here's an instant replay on the Magic Screen.
- [Magic Screen shows an instant replay]
- Pee-wee: What a gyp. You tricked me. I want another wish!
- Jambi: You know the rules, Pee-wee: Only one wish per show.
- Pee-wee: No! No!
- [like crazy all over the Playhouse]
- Pee-wee: No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
- [Jambi closes his box]
- Pee-wee: [after the Salesman visited, the doorbell rings yet again, so Pee-wee opens the door and says] Look, Mr. Salesman...
- Captain Carl: Who you callin' Salesman?
- Pee-wee: Captain Carl!
- Captain Carl: Ahoy, Pee-wee!
- Knucklehead: Knock, knock.
- Pee-wee: [in the bathroom] Just a minute, Knucklehead!
- Knucklehead: Knock, knock.
- Pee-wee: JUST A MINUTE!
- [flushes the toilet, comes out of the bathroom, walks towards Knucklehead's barn, and opens the door]
- Knucklehead: Knock, knock!
- Pee-wee: Who's there?
- Knucklehead: Luke.
- Pee-wee: Luke who?
- Knucklehead: Luke who's got toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe.
- [laughs and hops away]
- Knucklehead: [Pee-wee examines the bottom of his shoe for any toilet paper]