Sarah gets a DUI drinking cough syrup. When her sister picks her up at the police station, she meets cop Jay. They go on a date and Sarah has to watch Cookie Party alone. Is Brian bi?
Sarah takes a free HIV test, but the questionnaire convinces her, she's got AIDS before seeing the blood test result. She goes overboard as activist promoting herself. Jay's having his first birthday party ever.
When Sarah enters a young girl also named Sarah into a pageant, they see how little they have in common and how very much they don't have in common. Steve is questioned by the cops for leaving a "bomb" in a cop car.
Sarah's curiosity is piqued when Doug, her dog, repeatedly licks his own ass. When she finally gives in to temptation and takes a taste for herself, she is witnessed in the act.
Sarah wagers that it's easier to be a black person in America than a Jewish person, and attempts to prove it by "becoming black" for a day with the help of a makeup artist.
After their mother's grave - and skeleton - are defiled, the Silverman sisters become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning the money to replace the tombstone.
Sarah enters into a serious romance with God. She starts to sour on his neediness and deep-seated insecurity, but she also wants to show him off at her high school reunion.