The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jed the Heartbreaker (1964)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : [Granny gets riled up upon hearing that Mrs. Drysdale is downstairs]  Lay back down, you're dyin'.

  Daisy Moses : I'm dyin' to belt her one.

• Daisy Moses : [Jethro and Elly May try to restrain Granny]  Ain't you got no respect? Can't you see I got one foot in my grave?

  Jethro Bodine : No, but I can sure feel the other one in my stomach.

  Elly May Clampett : We dasn't let go, Granny. You'll go down and whomp Mrs. Drysdale.

• Daisy Moses : [Faking serious illness]  I'm goin' to join the angels.

  Jethro Bodine : [Referring to California baseball teams]  Well, they's doin' better than the Dodgers!