SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Pressure/The Smoking Peanut (2001)

Dee Bradley Baker: Joe, Fish #2, Policeman

Quotes 

• Police fish : [to Spongebob]  Were you at the zoo on the day of the oyster incident?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [nervously]  Y-Yes!

  [his upper body drops into his pants] 

  Police fish : Did you, or did you not take part in various activities of zoo-time merriment?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yes...

  Police fish : And are you familiar with this peanut?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [his pants rip open and his body parts fall out]  Yes!

  Police fish : One more question... Is it true that you were at the oyster's lair with a Mr. Patrick Star?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [cries]  Yes, yes, it's true!, it's all true!, the merriment, the peanut, the Patrick!

  Police fish : That's all we need to know son. Book him!

  [puts handcuffs on Patrick] 

  Patrick : Wow you guys are good, I'm the last person I would've expected, but I was looking for me all the time!, It's the perfect crime!