Benson (TV Series)
Kraus Sings the Blues (1983)
Inga Swenson: Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus
Quotes
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Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : [Kraus is doing facial exercises] If I do these exercises faithfully, I'll have a face like Brooke Shields.
Benson DuBois : That'll be interesting. Brooke Shields face on Big Bird's body.
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Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Uh, hey, Benson, could I appear on the telethon?
Benson DuBois : What?
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : I mean, I'd be glad to sing a few songs.
Benson DuBois : Kraus, we're trying to raise money not drive rats from the city.
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Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : I thought you'd be touchy after seeing the newspaper.
Benson DuBois : What's in the newspaper?
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : His picture.
Benson DuBois : What a photograph or one of those police sketches?