NewsRadio (TV Series)

Ploy (1999)

Maura Tierney: Lisa Miller

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• Jimmy : I had a dishwashing detergent with a great name: "Dandy Clean". Everybody trusted it, then that whole break-dancing fad hit, and my people told me to change the name so I can stay hip. The whole thing went bust in less than a year.

  Lisa : What did you change the name to, sir?

  Jimmy : Break-dancing Detergent.

• Lisa : Here, Matthew.

  Matthew : Oh, valentines.

  Lisa : No, Valentine's Day was two months ago. This is a thank-you note for my wedding gift.

  Matthew : Do thank-you notes have candy inside them?

  Lisa : Yours does.

  Matthew : Excellent!

• Lisa : Max Louis is off today, filling in for him is our own Matthew Brock with the Brock Report. Opinions expressed by Matthew Brock do not necessarily express the opinions of WNYX. Facts stated by Matthew Brock are not necessarily facts.

• Max : I have spring fever, and there's only one cure for that.

  Lisa : Euthanasia?

• Lisa : Mr. James, tell Joe he can't copyright my name.

  Jimmy : You can't copyright any employee's name.

  Lisa : See?

  Jimmy : Because I own the copyrights to all your names.

  Matthew , Joe Garrelli : What?

  Jimmy : When are you people going to start reading your contracts?