- Jimmy: I had a dishwashing detergent with a great name: "Dandy Clean". Everybody trusted it, then that whole break-dancing fad hit, and my people told me to change the name so I can stay hip. The whole thing went bust in less than a year.
- Lisa: What did you change the name to, sir?
- Jimmy: Break-dancing Detergent.
- Lisa: Max Louis is off today, filling in for him is our own Matthew Brock with the Brock Report. Opinions expressed by Matthew Brock do not necessarily express the opinions of WNYX. Facts stated by Matthew Brock are not necessarily facts.
- Beth: Max is not leaving, it's just a ploy to get me to go out with him.
- Dave Nelson: Wow. Your vanity equals his insanity.