NewsRadio (TV Series)

Ploy (1999)

Jon Lovitz: Max Lewis

Quotes 

• Max : Why won't you be a man for once in your life and take responsibility for my actions?

• Max : I have spring fever, and there's only one cure for that.

  Lisa : Euthanasia?

• Jimmy : What's her problem?

  Max : Beth thinks I'm only quitting to get her to go out with me.

  Jimmy : Are you?

  Max : No, although I'm not averse to a quickie.

• Dave Nelson : Max, how do I know you won't do anything this moronic in the future?

  Max : You can't.