The Ren & Stimpy Show (TV Series)
Stimpy's Big Day/The Big Shot (1991)
Billy West: Stimpy
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Quotes
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[having heard about a contest where the winner appears on "The Muddy Mudskipper Show," Stimpy writes a poem about Gritty Kitty Litter, the show's chief sponsor]
Stimpy : [writing] Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty, but it's really thick / It fits my cat box oh, so snug, it always does the trick / I love to pour it on my toe, and squish, and squish, and squish / It ne'er offends my tender nose like a smelly fish / Its texture is a joy to me, it's just as smooth as silk / It makes my little whiskers twitch...
Ren : [mockingly] It stays crunchy, even in milk.
Stimpy : [gasps excitedly then continues writing] It stays crunchy, even in milk / I may not be the President, I may not be the Pope / But as long as I have Gritty Kitty,
[blinks happily]
Stimpy : I shall never mope.
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Ren : [after finishing writing a poem for the "Muddy Mudskipper Show", Stimpy walks to the mailbox to mail his letter followed by Ren] Where are you going? I tell you these contests are a scam; nobody ever wins them! Don't be a sucker.
Stimpy : [whines] But I wanted to meet Muddy Mudskipper...
Ren : Oh, you idiot! He's just a cartoon character. Not real. Not flesh and blood like WE! I'm telling you, cartoons aren't real. They're... they're, eh... they're... puppets!
Stimpy : [in fright] EEEHH!