House M.D. (TV Series)
Euphoria: Part 1 (2006)
Omar Epps: Dr. Eric Foreman
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Quotes
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Dr. Eric Foreman : Get out of my temporal lobe, House.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [When Foreman laughs uncontrollably after the cop starts bleeding] Foreman, get out!
Dr. Eric Foreman : Boy, is he screwed! We clot his blood, he dies. We thin it, he dies!
[as everyone looks at him, looks momentarily serious]
Dr. Eric Foreman : Am I the only one who finds this funny?
[laughs again]
Dr. Eric Foreman : Oh, man!
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Dr. Eric Foreman : Drugs?
Dr. Robert Chase : He's a cop.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Good point. How about... drugs?
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [referring to his father] Yeah, he's not proud of me. He's proud of Jesus. Everything I do right is God's work. Everything I do wrong is my own damn fault.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : Police-issue Kevlar vests don't have the ceramic plating insert that would shatter a bullet. They would just catch it. So the bullet shattered on its own. Meaning Baby Shoes was using 38-caliber hollow-points which, unfortunately, are ferromagnetic.
Dr. Gregory House : It's just so cool that you know that.
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Dr. Gregory House : How unprofessional was Foreman?
Dr. Eric Foreman : Ask him yourself. He's right here!
Dr. Allison Cameron : Worse than usual, better than you. He berated Joe for being a bad cop.
Dr. Gregory House : Berated or humilliated?
Dr. Allison Cameron : I'm not sure. I didn't have my thesaurus with me.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Foreman] If you're not sick, it's not contagious and you've got nothing to worry about. If you are sick, the two of you are staying in here until we find out why so you might want to make friends with the pig.
[Foreman laughs]
Dr. Gregory House : Good news is I can finally get my MRI.
Dr. Eric Foreman : [still laughing] No, you can't! You blew up the machine!
Dr. Gregory House : Not the portable one, Chuckles.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [while setting a X-Ray shield over patient's groin] Keep this on through the procedure. Unless the pot's already made you sterile.
Officer Joe Luria : I have a stressful job. You have no idea.
Dr. Eric Foreman : [sharply] I grew with cops like you. One part bully, nine parts hypocrite.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : According to Baby Shoes, the cop was laughing before he got shot.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Baby Shoes?
Dr. Eric Foreman : The guy who shot him.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Reliable witness.
Dr. Gregory House : His name's Baby Shoes. How bad can he be?
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Dr. Gregory House : [after the cop suddenly goes blind] Bullet fragments just happened to hit the same spot in both lobes? Stroke could cause Anton's blindness and euphoria. Officer Krupke is clotting in his brain. Start heparin to thin the blood. Find the clot and yank it out.
Dr. Eric Foreman : The clot would be at the top of the bilateral vertebral arteries.
Dr. Gregory House : Great! Chase, stick your fingers in there and grope around until you find it. Oh, wait! When you turn him into a vegetable, then there's gonna be frivolous lawsuits.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [as Chase is trying to draw Foreman's blood] Ow! Damn, Chase!
[giggles]
Dr. Eric Foreman : You suck at this!
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Dr. Cameron : [to Foreman about how he treated the cop] What is wrong with you?
Dr. Eric Foreman : Just having some fun.
Dr. Cameron : The man is sick and scared.
Dr. Eric Foreman : The man is a crooked cop.
Dr. Cameron : Maybe you should take yourself off the case, Foreman.
Dr. Eric Foreman : You don't have to like someone to be their doctor.
[over the intercom]
Dr. Eric Foreman : Hey, how you doing there, buddy? Just sit still and we'll have you back there scaring the crap out of people in no time.
[smiles slightly; to Cameron]
Dr. Eric Foreman : Happy?
[Cameron gives Foreman a dirty look]
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [after Foreman is placed in an isolation room] I'm not sick!
Dr. Gregory House : Did you hear the one about the guy who bled into his brain and had to have a hole drilled into his skull to relieve the pressure? Hilarious.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Someone laughs, they're dying? That's absurd.
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Dr. Cameron : [while looking into Foreman's eyes] Biopsy showed nothing.
Dr. Eric Foreman : How can it be nothing? You cut out a piece of my brain.
Dr. Cameron : It's nothing personal. We just didn't find anything.
[Joe is heard making loud moaning noises in the background]
Dr. Eric Foreman : Can you just up his morphine for God's sake?
Dr. Cameron : He's already maxed out. 20 milligrams per hour.
Dr. Eric Foreman : What about toxins?
Dr. Cameron : Everything was negative.
Dr. Eric Foreman : There was a cupboard above the stove. Did you see it? I didn't check all the food, but it could be listeriosis.
Dr. Cameron : I didn't go back.
[shines a flashlight in his eye]
Dr. Cameron : Follow right.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Who did?
Dr. Cameron : House said we shouldn't go. Too dangerous.
Dr. Eric Foreman : The answer's gotta be in that apartment. Not going is too dangerous!
Dr. Cameron : I'm sorry.
Dr. Eric Foreman : You're thankful. If House would've pointed at you instead of me, you'd be the one in here.
Dr. Cameron : Look straight forward. Tell me when you can see the light.
Dr. Eric Foreman : It's your job to go back. You're a doctor! You go where the disease is!
Dr. Cameron : Say it when you can see the light.
Dr. Eric Foreman : [yelling] I'm dying and you're sitting here measuring how fast I go?
Dr. Cameron : Tell me when you can see the light!
Dr. Eric Foreman : [slaps the flashlight out of Cameron's hand] My vision is fine!
[the flashlight falls on the floor next to a needle]
Dr. Cameron : Your left side periphery is reduced!
Dr. Eric Foreman : It's fine! I'll prove it!
[bends over, picks the needle up off the floor and stabs Cameron with it]
Dr. Cameron : Ow! Son of a bitch!
Dr. Eric Foreman : Now we're both exposed. You got two choices: you can go tell House what just happened and get your own cot brought in here or you can go back to that apartment... you save me, the cop and yourself.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : How's Cameron?
Dr. Robert Chase : She's not giddy.