Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

How to Go on Holiday Without Really Trying (1992)

Geoffrey Hughes: Onslow

Quotes 

• Rose : [in response to Daisy's remark]  Well, I'll get a longer skirt. I'll get a skirt that goes straight down to the floor.

  Onslow : I bet that one you're wearing's been right down to the floor a few times.

• Rose : How can you put up with him?

  Daisy : I suppose it's love!

  Onslow : Forget it. I've got headache.

• Richard : [in the pub]  A half would've been sufficient, Onslow.

  Onslow : I couldn't order halves - I've got a reputation round here!