Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

A Picnic for Daddy (1991)

Jeremy Gittins: Michael the Vicar

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Quotes 

• The Vicar : [driving, and sees Hyacinth and Richard standing on the side of the road because Onslow's car has broken down]  Oh damn, it's the Bucket woman!

  The Vicar's Wife : Should you be saying 'damn' like that?

  The Vicar : Not normally, no.

  The Vicar's Wife : What are you doing?

  The Vicar : I'm turning around.

  The Vicar's Wife : You can't turn round; you have to help those people.

  The Vicar : Oh, I suppose you're right.

  The Vicar's Wife : [sees Rose next to Hyacinth]  Damn, it's the vampire sister! Turn round, turn round, turn round!

• The Vicar's Wife : I liked it better when you were chaplain of a prison.

  The Vicar : I didn't! I was beginning to talk out the side of my mouth.