Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1999)
Mary Jo Pehl: Pearl Forrester
Quotes
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Pearl Forrester : Attention captive test subjects! The Institute for Mad Science has sent me my first experiment to inflict on you. Now, let's do it right so I can get to the real mad scientist stuff, like pulling the heads off monkeys.
Professor Bobo : HEY!
Pearl Forrester : Oh don't even.
[reads note]
Pearl Forrester : Hmmm... Hehehe... Yes, good good good. This is a very good evil experiment. The hypothesis is is that one of you, say Servo, is given complete power and control over the others...
Tom Servo : [dressed like a Nazi] Furthermore, all those violating marshal law will be torn in half by sumo wrestlers.
Crow T. Robot , Mike Nelson : [weakly] Hooray.
Tom Servo : And finnaly, my good people, give me all your cookies and I won't kill you!
Crow T. Robot , Mike Nelson : [weaker] Hooray.
Pearl Forrester : ...The person in charge will undoubtedly become corrupt. So, take your person in charge and fill his underwear with fire ants.
Tom Servo : F-f-f-fire ants? I'm no longer fit to lead! I relinquish my power to Mike! I'm a private citizen! You can have your damn cookies back!
Pearl Forrester : Ah, so we see that fire ants in the underwear can change the course of whole governments.