All in the Family (TV Series)
The Battle of the Month (1973)
Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker
Quotes
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Archie Bunker : Don't go blaming nothing on God that youse women brung on yourselves.
Gloria Stivic : What?
Archie Bunker : Yes, that's right. You don't believe me, read your Bible. Read the story about Adam and Eve there. Adam and Eve, they had it pretty soft out in paradise. They had no problems, they didn't even know they was naked. But Eve, she wasn't satisfied with all that, see? And one day against a direct order, she made poor Adam eat that apple. God got sore. He told them, "Get your clothes on and get the hell out of here".
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Archie Bunker : [Gloria barges into the dining room after a brawl with her mother] What's going on out there? Where's dinner?
Gloria Stivic : Is that all you ever think about - dinner?
Archie Bunker : When I'm sittin' at the dinner table, yah, I think about dinner!
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Edith Bunker : Do you think I'm a nothing?
Archie Bunker : What kind of a question is that to ask me at 2:30 in the morning?
Edith Bunker : I'm sorry. Nothing just came into my mind.
Archie Bunker : It must've felt right at home there.
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Gloria Stivic : You can stop listening now, the fight is over.
Archie Bunker : The fight might be over between you and him but it's not over between him and me. Out there, he called me a bonehead!
Gloria Stivic : And how did you hear that? Did you have your hot little ear pressed against the wall?
Archie Bunker : Noooo!
Edith Bunker : He listened with this glass.
Gloria Stivic : Well I have one final thing to say to you.
[picks up glass]
Archie Bunker : Get away from me.
Gloria Stivic : [presses glass against his ear and yells into it] GOOD NIGHT!
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [storms into Archie's bedroom] You!
Archie Bunker : What?
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : You!
Archie Bunker : What?
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : ...GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[storms out]
Archie Bunker : [turns to Edith] He made more sense when he was coming through the glass.
