George Lopez (TV Series)
George Takes a Sentimental Ernie (2005)
George Lopez: George Lopez
Quotes
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Ernie : Hey George, thanks for helping me pull my mom out of the tub.
George Lopez : Hey man, tell her I'm really sorry. When she slipped I just reached out... I'm still not sure what I grabbed.
Ernie : It wasn't your fault.
George Lopez : But I probably shouldn't have yelled 'OH GROSS, IT FEELS LIKE PUDDING!'
Ernie : Don't worry, if you're still here next week, I'll have my dad help me wash her.
George Lopez : The way things are going, I probably will be here next week.
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George Lopez : Man, Ernie, I didn't realize it was this bad here.
Ernie : Well sometimes I hate it, but what can I do?
George Lopez : Hey man, I just moved out of my house because of the way my mom was treating me, you should do the same.
Ernie : It's not the same thing, my mom needs me, my dad can't take care of her by himself.
George Lopez : Look, I don't know much about psychology, but it can't be healthy for a man to see his mom naked that much. You saved a bunch of money living at home, hire a home health care nurse to help with your mom, a male nurse, one that works out. Oh yeah, and a forklift.
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George Lopez : [George's voice cuts into Ernie's motivational tape] You're a man who needs a longer robe, and less fruit basket.
Ernie : George?
[looks around]
George Lopez : [on tape] I'm recording over this because I'm in your bedroom avoiding bathroom duty.