Will & Grace (TV Series)
Dyeing Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard (2002)
Rosie O'Donnell: Bonnie
Quotes
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Jack McFarland : [Bonnie and Jack have just met, and are the biological parents of a son, Elliot. After seeing Elliot in a flamboyant haircut, Bonnie has forbidden Jack to see him] I'm just gonna take my gay self, live my gay life, and have a gay old time.
Bonnie : What are you doing? What is that?
Jack McFarland : Oh, come on. The whole reason you don't want me to see him is because you have a problem with gay people.
Bonnie : No, I don't.
Jack McFarland : Yes, you do.
Bonnie : No, I don't.
Jack McFarland : Yes, you do.
Bonnie : I'm gay, Jack.
Jack McFarland : No you're not.
Bonnie : Yes I am. I'm gay.
Jack McFarland : Prove it! Say something lesbionic!
Bonnie : Home Depot.
Jack McFarland : k.d. lang, you are a lesbian!