Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 605 (2003)
Drew Carey: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : [at the end of "Let's Make a Date"] So who were they?
Greg Proops : [guessing Wayne's quirk of "The Barry White of the rooster world surrounded by lady hens"] Well, uh, Wayne was, uh, when I was growing up on a farm in San Francisco, uh...
[Drew chuckles]
Greg Proops : we would've called him a "cock". However, I'm going to say that he is a large rooster.
Drew Carey : Well, who's the real famous loooove rooster from the seventies?
Greg Proops : [confused] "The famous love rooster from the seventies"?
Drew Carey : If it was gonna be, y'know...
Greg Proops : I don't remember a famous love rooster.
Drew Carey : But if you were gonna...
Greg Proops : Bar- Barry White, the love rooster?
Drew Carey : Yes!
Greg Proops : [high-fives Wayne] Barry White, the love rooster.
[laughs]
Drew Carey : Aka, aka "the love rooster".
Greg Proops : Of course. As we knew him.
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Greg Proops : [at the end of "Let's Make a Date"] Ryan, uh, was, uh...
[laughs]
Greg Proops : I, I don't...
Drew Carey : I'm gonna read it to you, 'cause it gives you such joy.
Greg Proops : Okay.
Drew Carey : Ryan is Colin's highly-competitive, uglier brother.
[Greg laughs and gets off his stool. The performers return to their seats]
Colin Mochrie : I love the fact that he put the word "uglier".
Drew Carey : I know, that's what made me laugh, too. I thought, y'know...
[laughs]
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Drew Carey : I gotta tell ya, this is a great show. The show where the same guys tickle my funny bone, week after week, and then we turn the cameras on and do a show.
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend."
Ryan Stiles : Oof, she's ridin' kinda low.
Greg Proops : Yeah, you can put a dozen guys down below.
Colin Mochrie : She's taken on water!
Wayne Brady : [miming pulling a sail] Ah, nice trim.
[Drew buzzes]
Wayne Brady : Greg told me to say it.
[playfully pushes Greg]
Greg Proops : 'Cause it was the sail.
Wayne Brady : I feel so bad.
Greg Proops : [goes on stage] Nice aft.
Ryan Stiles : She's goin' down!
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Drew Carey : [before "Newsflash"] Ryan and Colin- or, Ryan and Greg, rather, are gonna pretend to, uh, give hints...
Greg Proops : I'm Colin's younger, better-looking brother.