- Drew Carey: [at the end of "Let's Make a Date"] So who were they?
- Greg Proops: [guessing Wayne's quirk of "The Barry White of the rooster world surrounded by lady hens"] Well, uh, Wayne was, uh, when I was growing up on a farm in San Francisco, uh...
- [Drew chuckles]
- Greg Proops: we would've called him a "cock". However, I'm going to say that he is a large rooster.
- Drew Carey: Well, who's the real famous loooove rooster from the seventies?
- Greg Proops: [confused] "The famous love rooster from the seventies"?
- Drew Carey: If it was gonna be, y'know...
- Greg Proops: I don't remember a famous love rooster.
- Drew Carey: But if you were gonna...
- Greg Proops: Bar- Barry White, the love rooster?
- Drew Carey: Yes!
- Greg Proops: [high-fives Wayne] Barry White, the love rooster.
- [laughs]
- Drew Carey: Aka, aka "the love rooster".
- Greg Proops: Of course. As we knew him.
- Greg Proops: [at the end of "Let's Make a Date"] Ryan, uh, was, uh...
- [laughs]
- Greg Proops: I, I don't...
- Drew Carey: I'm gonna read it to you, 'cause it gives you such joy.
- Greg Proops: Okay.
- Drew Carey: Ryan is Colin's highly-competitive, uglier brother.
- [Greg laughs and gets off his stool. The performers return to their seats]
- Colin Mochrie: I love the fact that he put the word "uglier".
- Drew Carey: I know, that's what made me laugh, too. I thought, y'know...
- [laughs]
- Drew Carey: I gotta tell ya, this is a great show. The show where the same guys tickle my funny bone, week after week, and then we turn the cameras on and do a show.
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend."
- Ryan Stiles: Oof, she's ridin' kinda low.
- Greg Proops: Yeah, you can put a dozen guys down below.
- Colin Mochrie: She's taken on water!
- Wayne Brady: [miming pulling a sail] Ah, nice trim.
- [Drew buzzes]
- Wayne Brady: Greg told me to say it.
- [playfully pushes Greg]
- Greg Proops: 'Cause it was the sail.
- Wayne Brady: I feel so bad.
- Greg Proops: [goes on stage] Nice aft.
- Ryan Stiles: She's goin' down!
- Drew Carey: [before "Newsflash"] Ryan and Colin- or, Ryan and Greg, rather, are gonna pretend to, uh, give hints...
- Greg Proops: I'm Colin's younger, better-looking brother.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Newsflash", Colin is standing in front of footage of a stripping cop] Colin, any desire to cop a feel?