Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 611 (2003)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [after "Song Styles" where Wayne sang to bodybuilder Jayne Trcka]  "What time do you WANT me to be home, honey?"

  Drew Carey : [laughs]  Yeah, no kidding.

  Greg Proops : That woman would snap your head off like a preying mantis.

  Drew Carey : She made you look downright skinny.

  Wayne Brady : Yeah!

  Drew Carey : You took your jacket off, I was like,

  [disappointed tone] 

  Drew Carey : "Ohhh."

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Strange welcome greetings on signs as you enter different U.S. states."

  Wayne Brady : "Come and 'hang out' in Alabama."

  Ryan Stiles : "Welcome to Montana, there's nobody here..."

  Greg Proops : "Entering Ohio. Watch out for Drew-"

  [mimes bouncing in his car] 

  Ryan Stiles : "Welcome to Hawaii. How did you get here in a car?"

  Colin Mochrie : "Welcome to Rhode Island. Thanks for visiting Rhode Island."

  Ryan Stiles : "Utah welcomes you and your wives."

• Drew Carey : [after "Scenes from a Hat"]  I hated to end that before Ryan took off his shirt, but...

  [disinterested tone] 

  Drew Carey : I've already seen it.

  Ryan Stiles : Well I'm not built like most of the women around here. But I can hold my own. And I usually DO.

• Self - Host : [in Scenes From A Hat]  Moments when cheerleading is inappropriate.

  Greg Proops : Grandpa's dead! Gimme a D! Gimme an E! Gimme a-- Come on, where's your enthusiasm?

  [does cheerleading moves] 

  Ryan Stiles : Vasectomy! Vasectomy! Clip, clip, clip!