- Ryan Stiles: [after "Song Styles" where Wayne sang to bodybuilder Jayne Trcka] "What time do you WANT me to be home, honey?"
- Drew Carey: [laughs] Yeah, no kidding.
- Greg Proops: That woman would snap your head off like a preying mantis.
- Drew Carey: She made you look downright skinny.
- Wayne Brady: Yeah!
- Drew Carey: You took your jacket off, I was like,
- [disappointed tone]
- Drew Carey: "Ohhh."
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Strange welcome greetings on signs as you enter different U.S. states."
- Wayne Brady: "Come and 'hang out' in Alabama."
- Ryan Stiles: "Welcome to Montana, there's nobody here..."
- Greg Proops: "Entering Ohio. Watch out for Drew-"
- [mimes bouncing in his car]
- Ryan Stiles: "Welcome to Hawaii. How did you get here in a car?"
- Colin Mochrie: "Welcome to Rhode Island. Thanks for visiting Rhode Island."
- Ryan Stiles: "Utah welcomes you and your wives."
- Drew Carey: [after "Scenes from a Hat"] I hated to end that before Ryan took off his shirt, but...
- [disinterested tone]
- Drew Carey: I've already seen it.
- Ryan Stiles: Well I'm not built like most of the women around here. But I can hold my own. And I usually DO.
- Greg Proops: [in "Let's Make a Date"] Bachelor number three...
- Ryan Stiles: [in accent] Yes, hallo.
- [subtitles: "Glamorous Russian female spy using older brother bullying techniques to extract secrets from the others"]
- Greg Proops: Hello. Oh, you're from another land.
- Ryan Stiles: [smirking] Good luck guessing which one.
- [Drew laughs]
- Greg Proops: All right. I like to eat exotic food. Where would you take me to eat?
- Ryan Stiles: [accent is slipping] Wherever it vas...
- [shakes head]
- Ryan Stiles: No...
- Greg Proops: Oh excuse me, are you from a different country now?
- Ryan Stiles: Yes, but I'm... speaking in disguise with my voice.
- [audience laughs]
- Ryan Stiles: I don't want you to know what country I'm from.
- Self - Host: [in Scenes From A Hat] Moments when cheerleading is inappropriate.
- Greg Proops: Grandpa's dead! Gimme a D! Gimme an E! Gimme a-- Come on, where's your enthusiasm?
- [does cheerleading moves]
- Ryan Stiles: Vasectomy! Vasectomy! Clip, clip, clip!