Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 416 (2002)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Outtakes from the Hillbilly National Theater's Shakespeare Festival."

  Greg Proops : Juliet, you get down here! I love you and you're my cousin! Get on down here!

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, that this two too solid flesh would squeal like a pig. Yee-haw.

  Wayne Brady : Yea, the two revenuers from Verona approacheth.

  [no audience response] 

  Wayne Brady : Read a book, people.

  [audience and Drew laugh] 

  Greg Proops : Look, Othello, we don't mind y'all movin' here, I just don't want you datin' my sister no more.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits"]  You know, as long as there have been doctors, there's been... people... singing about them.

  Ryan Stiles : By the way, we're not a couple.

  Colin Mochrie : When did THAT happen?

  Ryan Stiles : [quietly]  Shut up.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits" about songs of the doctor, after the first song, "This is Gonna Hurt a Little"]  It doesn't hurt as much until you get that bill! Ha ha ha ha!

  [Colin weakly chuckles but quickly stops] 

  Ryan Stiles : OH HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA!

  [quietly, to Colin] 

  Ryan Stiles : Supposed to laugh with me. Ha ha ha ha.

  Colin Mochrie : Ha.

  [pause] 

  Colin Mochrie : Y'know... mambo is great, isn't it?

  Ryan Stiles : [upset]  Don't laugh, 'cause I'm not laughing with YOU.

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, ALL right. I'm sorry. Ha ha ha ha ha! You know, the great thing about putting compilation albums like this together is you can get... artists that you wouldn't expec- ex-expect to see on-on most CD sets, I'm so excited by this next one...

  Ryan Stiles : Are you okay?

  Colin Mochrie : I'm, ooh, ooh, clear!

  [mimes putting a defibrillator to his chest]