Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 326 (2001)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : The points are like, uh, who's behind you in the buffet line. Who cares.
[Greg laughs]
Drew Carey : First, let's, uh, let's start out everything with a game called "Hollywood Director". This is for all four of you. Greg, Ren- Ruh- Greg, Ryan, and Wayne...
Ryan Stiles : SIX years, he doesn't know my name.
[audience laughs]
Greg Proops : You are so DRUNK!
Drew Carey : Yeah.
[drinks from his coffee mug]
Greg Proops : Wow. That's the best part of wakin' up, huh?
Drew Carey : I know. Whiskey in your cup.
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Hollywood Director", the latest style was speeding up and slowing down] Cut cut cut cut! Okay, I was wrong.
Ryan Stiles : That's really hard to do.
Colin Mochrie : [mocking] "Oh, it's really hard to do! It's really hard to do!" I'm a genius!
Wayne Brady : [upset] Don't yell!
Colin Mochrie : When KUBRICK told someone to speed up and slow down...
[Ryan looks defiant]
Colin Mochrie : Anyway, look...
Greg Proops : What's a Dougie?
Colin Mochrie : A Dougie, it's a nice, it's a Canadian... beaver. Look, everybody, we have to concentrate! You're not thinking of your beats! I've seen better acting during sex!
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Drew Carey : [after "Hollywood Director", where the last style was strippers] Man, I am SO lucky I'm sittin' behind this desk. Ohh... sweet Lord, you can take me now. Thousand points.
Ryan Stiles : [pulls top of pants open with thumbs] Put it in here.
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Sound Effects", as Jane] Ooh look, those coconuts look nice.
Ryan Stiles : [as Tarzan] You want Tarzan to go get one for you?
Colin Mochrie : All right, well-
[does a double take]
Colin Mochrie : You know what? Those Berlitz tapes are really helping you.
Ryan Stiles : They were. Uh, night school course pay off for Tarzan.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Hats", wearing a U.S. Mail hat] I'm from Express Mail and I absolutely have to be there overnight.