Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 326 (2001)

Greg Proops: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : The points are like, uh, who's behind you in the buffet line. Who cares.

  [Greg laughs] 

  Drew Carey : First, let's, uh, let's start out everything with a game called "Hollywood Director". This is for all four of you. Greg, Ren- Ruh- Greg, Ryan, and Wayne...

  Ryan Stiles : SIX years, he doesn't know my name.

  [audience laughs] 

  Greg Proops : You are so DRUNK!

  Drew Carey : Yeah.

  [drinks from his coffee mug] 

  Greg Proops : Wow. That's the best part of wakin' up, huh?

  Drew Carey : I know. Whiskey in your cup.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Hollywood Director"]  Cut, cut, cut!

  [pointing to Wayne] 

  Colin Mochrie : Crap,

  [pointing to Ryan] 

  Colin Mochrie : crap,

  [pointing to Greg] 

  Colin Mochrie : not too bad. Come on, this is in 3D, it's not in marvelous crap-o-vision! Y'know, maybe it's my fault. No it isn't, 'cause I won a Dougie!

  Greg Proops : What's a Dougie?

  Colin Mochrie : Don't ask.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Hollywood Director", the latest style was speeding up and slowing down]  Cut cut cut cut! Okay, I was wrong.

  Ryan Stiles : That's really hard to do.

  Colin Mochrie : [mocking]  "Oh, it's really hard to do! It's really hard to do!" I'm a genius!

  Wayne Brady : [upset]  Don't yell!

  Colin Mochrie : When KUBRICK told someone to speed up and slow down...

  [Ryan looks defiant] 

  Colin Mochrie : Anyway, look...

  Greg Proops : What's a Dougie?

  Colin Mochrie : A Dougie, it's a nice, it's a Canadian... beaver. Look, everybody, we have to concentrate! You're not thinking of your beats! I've seen better acting during sex!

• Greg Proops : [in "Hollywood Director", the current style is strippers]  Everybody freeze. I'm the law. This is my nightstick,

  [thrusting hips] 

  Greg Proops : and I'm the law.