Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 326 (2001)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Hollywood Director"]  Cut, cut, cut!

  [pointing to Wayne] 

  Colin Mochrie : Crap,

  [pointing to Ryan] 

  Colin Mochrie : crap,

  [pointing to Greg] 

  Colin Mochrie : not too bad. Come on, this is in 3D, it's not in marvelous crap-o-vision! Y'know, maybe it's my fault. No it isn't, 'cause I won a Dougie!

  Greg Proops : What's a Dougie?

  Colin Mochrie : Don't ask.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Hollywood Director"] 

  [to Wayne] 

  Colin Mochrie : You are THIS close to being... substituted with Gary Coleman! THIS close! THIS close!

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Hollywood Director", the latest style was speeding up and slowing down]  Cut cut cut cut! Okay, I was wrong.

  Ryan Stiles : That's really hard to do.

  Colin Mochrie : [mocking]  "Oh, it's really hard to do! It's really hard to do!" I'm a genius!

  Wayne Brady : [upset]  Don't yell!

  Colin Mochrie : When KUBRICK told someone to speed up and slow down...

  [Ryan looks defiant] 

  Colin Mochrie : Anyway, look...

  Greg Proops : What's a Dougie?

  Colin Mochrie : A Dougie, it's a nice, it's a Canadian... beaver. Look, everybody, we have to concentrate! You're not thinking of your beats! I've seen better acting during sex!

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Sound Effects", as Jane]  Ooh look, those coconuts look nice.

  Ryan Stiles : [as Tarzan]  You want Tarzan to go get one for you?

  Colin Mochrie : All right, well-

  [does a double take] 

  Colin Mochrie : You know what? Those Berlitz tapes are really helping you.

  Ryan Stiles : They were. Uh, night school course pay off for Tarzan.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Hats", wearing a fighter pilot helmet]  Help. They're making me do hats, I wanna go home.