That '70s Show (TV Series)

Eric Gets Suspended (1999)

Wilmer Valderrama: Fez

Quotes 

• Hyde : The blonde's blonde and hot.

  Fez : Yes, and since I set us up on this date, she is mine, right?

  Hyde : Well, I can see why you'd think that. But, actually, since I came along to help you out, American custom dictates that I get the blonde.

  Fez : Once again the local custom bones the foreign guy.