- Hyde and Fez go on a double date while Eric is suspended for smoking.
- Donna has an F in English and has taken up smoking because of the problems with her parents. Eric gets caught holding one of her cigarettes at the school yard and gets suspended. Red, not listening to him when he says he doesn't smoke, punishes Eric. Hyde and Fez are on a double date with two good looking girls and Jackie and Kelso are fighting over the number of stuffed animals Jackie can have in Kelso's van.—Marco van Hoof <k_luifje7@hotmail.com>
- Kelso hoped to stop Jackie's nagging about decorating his cool van by allowing her one stuffed animal in the glove compartment, but draws the line at her insisting on a whole bag, starting an escalation of barter and childish antics. Eric hoped to gallantly impress Donna by taking the blame when caught smoking at school, but finds her initially as ingrate as Red remorseless in punish the juvenile smoker whose innocence is only believed after extensive punishment and the culprit's confession. Meanwhile Kitty got caught and Donna's hedonistic parents remain incapable even to notice her rebellious cry fro educational attention with slipping grades, Don even blame Eric's influence.—KGF Vissers
- Kelso hoped to stop Jackie's nagging about decorating his cool van by allowing her one stuffed animal in the glove compartment. But he draws the line at her insisting on a whole bag of stuffed animals, starting an escalation of barter and childish antics. Kelso calls everything Jackie likes, "Stupid" and doesn't want it in his van. Jackie is offended and won't get in the van till Kelso agrees to place all her stuffed animals in it. Kelso agrees, but then Jackie brings a whole suitcase and not Kelso won't get into the van. Jackie drives away without Kelso.
Donna has just failed in the English class and was smoking a cigarette at school. Hyde and Eric warn her that she could get suspended if she gets caught. Donna gives the cigarette to Eric as she puts on her coat. That's when the school principal walks by and sees Eric holding the cigarette. Eric hoped to gallantly impress Donna by taking the blame when caught smoking at school. He is suspended from school. Donna is angry with Eric as she did not need Eric's help.
The school calls Eric's home and inform them about his suspension from school. Eric insists that he is not a smoker. Red says that Eric got suspended and that is not going to look good on his college interviews. Kitty shows Eric the picture of a lung diseased by smoking. Red is remorseless in punishing the juvenile smoker. Red makes him smoke a whole pack Eric's innocence is only believed after the extensive punishment and Donna confession to Red that she was smoking at school and not Eric. Meanwhile Kitty got caught smoking herself. Red defends himself saying that Eric lies a lot. He lied about the beer keg, the dent in the Vista cruiser, and when he said that he wasn't going to take the car out of town. So, they are even.
Donna's hedonistic parents remain incapable even to notice her rebellious cry for educational attention with slipping grades & her regular smoking. They are more interested in going on dates at swinger's bars and finding new partners for themselves. Bob even blames the suspended Eric for Donna's drop in grades. Red tells Bob that it is his and Midge's antics that are causing Donna's drop in grades.
Hyde and Fez go on a double-blind date, arranged by Fez's host parents. The girls they meet are pretty. Hyde takes the blonde Mary (Melissa Joan Hart) as she is the sexier of the 2. Turns out both girls are devout Catholics, but the brunette Patty (Lindsay Sloane) is more rebellious. Patty likes Malcolm X and doesn't believe that teachers deserve their respect for teaching them history. Hyde switches with Fez. Fez agrees as he believes that blondes are notoriously promiscuous. But turns out Mary is the easy one and Patty wants to get into college to fight the system from the inside. Patty goes back home to study as she has a test the next day. Mary takes Fez to her place. Her parents are not home, and she has a hot tub. Mary later tells Fez that she has a boyfriend.
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