That '70s Show (TV Series)

Eric Gets Suspended (1999)

Danny Masterson: Steven Hyde

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Quotes 

• Hyde : Hey, I got a B in Spanish! I didn't even know I was taking Spanish.

  Eric : [Moments later]  Donna! You're smoking a cigarette!

  Hyde : Even worse, man. It's a menthol!

• Hyde : The blonde's blonde and hot.

  Fez : Yes, and since I set us up on this date, she is mine, right?

  Hyde : Well, I can see why you'd think that. But, actually, since I came along to help you out, American custom dictates that I get the blonde.

  Fez : Once again the local custom bones the foreign guy.

• Hyde : Forman's first suspension. I'm so proud.

  Michael Kelso : Whoa, back up. Why'd he get suspended?

  Donna Pinciotti : Because he's stupid.

  Michael Kelso : [terrified]  They can do that?