Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Redemption: Part 1 (2002)
Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill
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Quotes
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Major Samantha Carter : Navigation?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Check.
Major Samantha Carter : Oxygen, pressure, temperature control?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : All check.
Major Samantha Carter : Inertial Dampeners?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Cool!... and check.
Major Samantha Carter : Engines?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : All Check. Phasers?
Major Samantha Carter : [smirking] Sorry sir.
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Major General George Hammond : Colonel Chekov feels that, as a symbol to our joint efforts, a Russian officer should be assigned to join SG-1.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Over my rotting corpse, sir.
Major General George Hammond : Colonel?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud?
Major General George Hammond : I said I would discuss it with you and that I was sure you would give it some careful thought.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : And that I will, General, but I'm still pretty sure I'll say: "Bite Me".
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Jack O'Neill : Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a socio-political nerd to off-set our overwhelming coolness.
Teal'c : Have you considered Jonas Quinn?
Jack O'Neill : Now I know you've been practicing, but I still can't tell. Was that a joke?
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Major Samantha Carter : What about you, sir? Any ideas? I mean sometimes you have a way of seeing things at... at their simplest.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Thank you.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : [after a pause] I'm gonna go eat some cake.
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Anubis : I am Anubis!
Major Samantha Carter : Looks like a hologram projection, sir.
Anubis : Humans of the Tau'ri, your end of days finally approaches. There will be no mercy.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : [to Carter] Oh, come on, who talks like that?
Major Samantha Carter : Sir, this is Asgard technology. He must have downloaded it from Thor
Anubis : You will bow to my awesome power. There is nothing that can stop the destruction I bring upon you. Prepare to meet your doom.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Oh, please!
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Jack O'Neill : Hey, how come you're not downstairs with the rest of the eggheads? Not that you're an egghead. Well, you are actually. But in a good way.
Samantha Carter : I couldn't think down there. They all kept looking at me for the answer.
Jack O'Neill : Well you do have a penchant for pulling brilliant ideas out of your butt - head. Out of your head, when we need them.
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Samantha Carter : Sir, the X-301 was a modified glider. Now, while many of the 302's systems were retroengineered from Goa'uld technology, it is entirely human built.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : So was the Titanic.
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : [reviewing the files of new candidates] I can be as diplomatic and open-minded as anyone. Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a socio-political nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.