Soap (TV Series)
Episode #2.4 (1978)
Richard Mulligan: Burt Campbell
Quotes
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Burt Campbell : Seven of my men are gonna be off today because it's a Jewish holiday and I'm gonna have to do all their jobs. You know, what kills me is I don't think they're all Jewish - two of 'em are black and ones an Indian.
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Mary Campbell : I want to go to school, Burt.
Burt Campbell : Mary, it's 5:30 in the morning - school's closed.
Mary Campbell : I'm serious. I want to go to college. I want to study English.
Burt Campbell : Why? I think you speak it very well.
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Burt Campbell : Y'know, I really love musicals. The only one that ever disappointed me was "Cabin in the Sky," but that was my own fault because I thought it was gonna be a musical about the construction industry.
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Burt Campbell : We're going to kill Elaine with kindness.
Mary Campbell : Kill her with kindness?
Burt Campbell : Right. See Danny's not going to let her dress, eat, or sleep, because nothing's ever good enough for her, and since it;s out of love, she can't get mad at him.
Mary Campbell : If it doesn't work, can I just kill her?
Burt Campbell : Sure.