The Six Million Dollar Man (TV Series)
The Deadly Test (1975)
Tim O'Connor: Colonel Joe Gordon
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Quotes
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Margaret : [on speakerphone] It's Mrs. Madden.
Colonel Joe Gordon : [sighs deeply] What is it this time?
Margaret : She says she's heard that we have a Chinese pilot being trained here. She thinks he's a spy.
Colonel Joe Gordon : Hmpf. Spies, eh? Well, tell the old bat that the only spying the gang does is in the centerfold girly magazines.
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Colonel Joe Gordon : Doggone it, Cowboy. Year in and year out, all I ever get is routine. Then you come down here for two weeks, I go on a vacation and what happens? Everything! You space cowboys have all the fun. Come on, jump in. No sense wearing out your feet.
Col. Steve Austin : Did you catch any fish?
Colonel Joe Gordon : What do you think, marshmallow arm?