- Margaret: [on speakerphone] It's Mrs. Madden.
- Colonel Joe Gordon: [sighs deeply] What is it this time?
- Margaret: She says she's heard that we have a Chinese pilot being trained here. She thinks he's a spy.
- Colonel Joe Gordon: Hmpf. Spies, eh? Well, tell the old bat that the only spying the gang does is in the centerfold girly magazines.
- Prince Sakari: I will not allow you to take my place in the air. I came here to fly!
- Col. Steve Austin: That's right, but not to die.
- Lt. Jan Simmons: I never thought I'd be sad to see the world's biggest male chauvinist leave. Can't you stay and finish school?
- Prince Sakari: With my prime minister in jail, my country needs me. Perhaps next year.
- Colonel Joe Gordon: Doggone it, Cowboy. Year in and year out, all I ever get is routine. Then you come down here for two weeks, I go on a vacation and what happens? Everything! You space cowboys have all the fun. Come on, jump in. No sense wearing out your feet.
- Col. Steve Austin: Did you catch any fish?
- Colonel Joe Gordon: What do you think, marshmallow arm?