The Simpsons (TV Series)
Stark Raving Dad (1991)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
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Quotes
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Bart : [Lisa wakes up Bart] Lisa, it's 6 a.m., what's wrong? Dad died?
Lisa Simpson : No, no, no, he's fine.
Bart : Whaddya know, I'm relieved!
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Marge : Bye-Bye, Leon.
Lisa Simpson : You're a credit to dementia!
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Homer : Lisa, you like homework. Would you fill out this form for me?
Lisa Simpson : Well, all right - if you listen to the poem I just wrote.
Homer : D'oh...! Uh, okay.
Lisa Simpson : "Meditations on Turning Eight," by Lisa Simpson. "I had a cat named Snowball, she died, she died! Mom said she was sleeping, she lied, she lied! Why, oh why is my cat dead? Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead? I had a hamster named Snuffy, he died!"
[that's all she wrote, literally]
Homer : No deal.