The Simpsons (TV Series)
Stark Raving Dad (1991)
Harry Shearer: Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Lenny, Security Man #1, Dr. Marvin Monroe, $50,000 Home Video Host, Scratchy, Floyd, Wrongly Committed Hotline Voice, Dave, Otto, Dr. Hibbert, Marty, Kent Brockman
Quotes
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Montgomery Burns : [watches the security camera and encounters Homer wearing a pink shirt] Wait a minute. Go back. Zoom in. Why is that man in pink?
Waylon Smithers : Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir; he's one of your boobs from Section 7-G.
Montgomery Burns : Simpson, eh? Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
Waylon Smithers : I'll call security, sir.
Montgomery Burns : Excellent. Yes, these colored monitors have already paid for themselves.
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[after Homer handed his mental health questionnaire to Mr. Burns and Smithers]
Homer : So did I pass?
Montgomery Burns : [laughing] No.
Homer : [security guards grabbed Homer] Bart!
Waylon Smithers : Careful, men. He wets his pants.
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Dave : Okay so I was working an insurance company right
[sniffles]
Dave : youngest VP in the history of the firm, okay the job was my life
[sniffles]
Dave : then one Monday morning
[clears throat]
Dave : I got up I couldn't leave the house, I just couldn't
Homer : Was the door locked?
Dave : No, I just couldn't face what was out there
Homer : Was it raining?
Nurse : No Homer, Dave suffers from agoraphobia: a fear of open areas and crowds, please Dave go on
Dave : Thank you, anyway that day I, I just couldn't make that long drive to work
Homer : Were you out of gas?
[the nurse glares angrily at Homer]
Homer : [turns toward Dave] Pfft baby!