The Simpsons (TV Series)
Saddlesore Galactica (2000)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Bill Clinton : Thank you Lisa for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson. If things don't go your way just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Marge Simpson : That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Bill Clinton : Hey, I'm a pretty lousy President.
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Barker : Step right up and see Dunkin, the incredible diving horse!
Marge Simpson : I wish people would stop telling me to step right up.
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Homer : Vietnam veteran.
Ticket Guy : Do you have a military ID?
Homer : ID? Man, Charlie didn't ask for ID when I fought at La Choy and Chun King! I saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho!
Marge : Homer, give him the 50 cents.
Homer : Why should I? Did my country give me a parade? No, man. They spat at me...
Ticket Guy : Just go.
Homer : Thank you. This closes the saddest chapter in American history.
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Lisa : Thank you, Mr. President.
Bill Clinton : No, thank you, Lisa. For teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Marge : That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Bill Clinton : Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.