Homer : Marge, you're standing in the way of my boyhood dream of managing a beautiful country singer.
Marge : Your boyhood dream was to eat the world's biggest hoagie, and you did it at the county fair last year, remember?
Homer : Marge, it takes two to lie - one to lie, and one to listen.
Marge : What does *that* mean?
Marge : I don't like you hanging around some cocktail waitress.
Homer : Marge, you make it sound so seemy. All I did is spent an afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.
Homer : [to Marge] Is there any room in that bed for a dadburned fool?
Marge : Always has been.
Marge : [about Lurleen] I thought you said she was overweight.
Homer : Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.
Marge : All our money's tied up in this woman. If she fails, we're broke. If she succeeds, I have no husband. I don't know what to root for.
Patty : You don't?
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