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Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : Well, my swimming pool problems are solved. I just found myself miles and miles of open lanes.
Jerry : What is that smell?
Cosmo Kramer : That's East River.
Jerry : You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked, overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?
Cosmo Kramer : Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
Jerry : How could you swim in that water?
Cosmo Kramer : I saw a couple of other guys out there.
Jerry : Swimming?
Cosmo Kramer : Floating, they weren't moving much. But they were out there.
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George Costanza : I can't to myself. I'm exhausted.
Jerry : Can you grab a nap at work.
George Costanza : Not with that big glass window looking out into the hall. I'd love a good nap. That's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning
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Cosmo Kramer : Well, my swimming pool problems are solved. I just found miles and miles of open lanes.
Jerry : What is that smell?
Cosmo Kramer : That's the East River.
Jerry : You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked, overly contaminated waterway on the Eastern seaboard?
Cosmo Kramer : Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
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Elaine Benes : Hal sent a mattress to my apartment. The nerve of that guy.
Jerry Seinfeld : Why?
Elaine Benes : He's got a back problem.
Jerry Seinfeld : So you think he was expecting a roll in the supportive hay?
