Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Little Jerry (1997)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : I bought a chicken.
George Costanza : Allow me. Why?
Cosmo Kramer : Cage-free, farm fresh eggs.
Jerry : Allow me. What are you, an idiot?
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Jerry : Kramer, cockfighting is illegal.
Cosmo Kramer : Only in the United States.
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George Costanza : Celia's up for parole.
Cosmo Kramer : Hey, Little Jerry won his cockfight.
George Costanza : What?
Cosmo Kramer : Who?
[they exchange confused looks, then turn to Jerry]
Jerry : I'm too tired.
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Jerry : George is dating a prisoner.
Cosmo Kramer : Oh, what's she in for?
George Costanza : Embezzlement.
Cosmo Kramer : Sounds like a nice girl.
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Jerry : [getting ready of cock fight] Look at the size of his bird.
Cosmo Kramer : That looks like a dog with a glove on his head.
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Cosmo Kramer : Hey, Jerry, is it all right if I put some stuff in your fridge? 'Cause mine's full.
Jerry : Yeah, sure. You don't even have a fridge, do you?
Cosmo Kramer : Well, not here.
[he goes to the hallway and returns with a giant bag of chicken feed]
Jerry : Kramer, wait a minute. What the hell is that?
Cosmo Kramer : [forcing the bag into the fridge] Well, it's chicken feed.
Jerry : I sense something is afoot.
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[last lines]
Cosmo Kramer : [spoken in slow motion while Kramer tries to save Little Jerry from the cockfight] Little Jerry!
Jerry : Kraaaaamer!
Elaine Benes : Stop the fiiiight!
George Costanza : Tamale!
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Cosmo Kramer : You should have seen Little Jerry, Jerry. Flappin' his wings and struttin' his stuff. He was peckin' and weavin' and bobbin' and talkin' trash. He didn't even have to touch him. The other rooster ran out of the ring. The whole fight lasted two seconds.
Jerry : How long do they usually last?
Cosmo Kramer : Five seconds.