- Elaine Benes: Kurt? What's with the sweats? Aren't we going out?
- Kurt: [bummed out] I don't care.
- Elaine Benes: You, uh... got a big stain on your shirt.
- Kurt: Yeah. Meatball... fell out of my sandwich.
- Elaine Benes: You already ate?
- Kurt: It's from yesterday.
- Jerry: Marriage is a big step, Elaine. Your life'll totally change.
- Elaine Benes: Jerry, it's three-thirty in the morning. I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?
- Cosmo Kramer: I bought a chicken.
- George Costanza: Allow me. Why?
- Cosmo Kramer: Cage-free, farm fresh eggs.
- Jerry: Allow me. What are you, an idiot?
- Jerry: So he just shaves his head for no reason?
- George Costanza: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!
- George Costanza: Celia's up for parole.
- Cosmo Kramer: Hey, Little Jerry won his cockfight.
- George Costanza: What?
- Cosmo Kramer: Who?
- [they exchange confused looks, then turn to Jerry]
- Jerry: I'm too tired.
- Jerry: George is dating a prisoner.
- Cosmo Kramer: Oh, what's she in for?
- George Costanza: Embezzlement.
- Cosmo Kramer: Sounds like a nice girl.
- Jerry: [consoling George] If you two were meant to be together, I'm sure the cops'll pick her up on something...
- Cosmo Kramer: Hey, Jerry, is it all right if I put some stuff in your fridge? 'Cause mine's full.
- Jerry: Yeah, sure. You don't even have a fridge, do you?
- Cosmo Kramer: Well, not here.
- [he goes to the hallway and returns with a giant bag of chicken feed]
- Jerry: Kramer, wait a minute. What the hell is that?
- Cosmo Kramer: [forcing the bag into the fridge] Well, it's chicken feed.
- Jerry: I sense something is afoot.
- Jerry: [getting ready of cock fight] Look at the size of his bird.
- Cosmo Kramer: That looks like a dog with a glove on his head.
- Jerry: Well, we barely knew the guy.
- Elaine Benes: So, the longer you know someone, the shorter you wait for 'em.
- Jerry: That's the way it works.
- Elaine Benes: When did you tell George to be here?
- Jerry: I told him to meet us here in ten minutes. How long has it been?
- Elaine Benes: About five.
- Jerry: That's enough.
- [They leave. George comes around the corner]
- George Costanza: [looks at his watch] Early! Alright!
- [shivers]
- George Costanza: Cold.
- [last lines]
- Cosmo Kramer: [spoken in slow motion while Kramer tries to save Little Jerry from the cockfight] Little Jerry!
- Jerry: Kraaaaamer!
- Elaine Benes: Stop the fiiiight!
- George Costanza: Tamale!
- Elaine Benes: I shave my head for my swim team. I just liked the way it looks, so I kept it.
- Elaine Benes: Are you saying that I could be dating this hair?... with you under it?
- Cosmo Kramer: You should have seen Little Jerry, Jerry. Flappin' his wings and struttin' his stuff. He was peckin' and weavin' and bobbin' and talkin' trash. He didn't even have to touch him. The other rooster ran out of the ring. The whole fight lasted two seconds.
- Jerry: How long do they usually last?
- Cosmo Kramer: Five seconds.