Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Cartoon (1998)
Kathy Griffin: Sally Weaver
Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : Oh no, it's Sally Weaver.
Cosmo Kramer : Oh! Yeah your old college roommate huh?
Jerry Seinfeld : No, it's Susan Ross's old college roommate; she moved to New York a few years ago. She's trying to become an actress.
Cosmo Kramer : Ah, dramatica comedia.
Jerry Seinfeld : Untalented, She's always inviting me to see her in some bad play in a tiny room without ventilation. It's really depressing.
Cosmo Kramer : We don't go to enough theater.
Jerry Seinfeld : She should just give up.
[Sally approaches]
Jerry Seinfeld : Hey!
Sally Weaver : Hey there, mister "too big to come to my shows". I just came from tap, I'm all "Whoo!" I'm on my way to an audition. I'm still looking for that big break.
Cosmo Kramer : Why don't you just give up.
Jerry Seinfeld : Kramer.
Cosmo Kramer : Well that's what Jerry says. Now face it, if it hasn't happened, it's not gonna happen. All right.
[claps]
Cosmo Kramer : I'm gonna go grab us a booth. Join us?
[Kramer leaves]
Jerry Seinfeld : So... Susan's dead...