Scrubs (TV Series)
My Life in Four Cameras (2005)
Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan
Quotes
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Carla : Well?
Dr. Cox : I'm sorry, would you please repeat the question?
Carla : Are you just gonna roll over like that?
Jordan : That's weird, I asked him the same thing last night.
Carla : Where's the outrage? The anger? The hate?
Jordan : Again, last night!
Carla : You've gone soft.
Jordan : [gasps] Okay, now it's getting spooky.
Carla : Look, you're the only one who can stand up to Kelso.
Dr. Cox : Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present Man Not Caring.
Carla : Okay, Jordan, little help.
Jordan : If you don't do what she wants, I'm going to stop having sex with you and start making love... to you.
Dr. Cox : Where is that bastard? KELSO!
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Jordan : Oh, for God's sake, Perry... adjust your bra, man up and fire the one with the least pathetic story.
Dr. Cox : Do you really think I know any of these people's stories?
The Janitor : Well... let me fill you in. First we have Hank: four kids, trying to make it on a dishwasher's salary. Next to him is Mike: lost half his leg in a motorcycle accident. And then there's Judy: been here 30 years... just two away from retirement.
Jordan : You're... you're friend with all these people?
The Janitor : Are you kidding me? I read their files! I read everybody's files, Ms Maniac-Depressive... Dr Drinks-a-lot...
Dr. Cox : Hold your horses...! Just tell me who the last person hired was, would you, please?
Kenny : [arriving holding a coffee pot] Looks like you folks could use a refresher! Ah, serving people like you who save lives every day makes me happier then a kitten chasing a leaky cow, ah ah ah! God bless you... God bless you...
[walks away]
Dr. Cox : I have to fire Opie, don't I?
Jordan : You think?