Scrubs (TV Series)
My Fruit Cups (2002)
Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid
Quotes
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Elliot : My dad's coming in to town for a conference tomorrow.
Carla : You don't seem that stressed out.
Elliot : Well, I haven't pooed in six days.
J.D. : Twice this morning, and I haven't even had my coffee yet.
Elliot : You really pick odd things to brag about.
J.D. : I'm just saying, if I had to get three by lunch, I probably could.
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Dr. Elliot Reid : We must've looked at a hundred women's bajingos today. Bajingo, bajingo, bajingo. I can barely even look at my *own* bajingo.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Is that because it looks so much like a vagina?
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Elliot : [to Carla] You wouldn't believe how many women's bajingos we looked at today! Bajingo, bajingo, bajingo. I can't even look at my own bajingo if you know what I mean!