Scrubs (TV Series)
My Best Friend's Wedding (2004)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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Dr. Kelso : [drunk at Turk and Carlas wedding reception] Ahh, Dr. Turkleton!
Chris Turk : Actually, sir, it's Turk.
Dr. Kelso : That's your first name!
Chris Turk : You think my name is Turk Turkleton?
Dr. Kelso : [to Carla] ... and Mrs. Turkleton! The Turkletons! Hehehe...
[to bartender]
Dr. Kelso : Give me a scotch.
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Chris Turk : If I work this shift, I can finagle two extra days on the honeymoon.
J.D. : Ooh, nice use of "finagle."
Chris Turk : Oh, thanks.
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J.D. : Ted! Can you play a little music for us, buddy?
Ted : It's gonna cost you double what you paid us for the church.
Chris Turk : [Turk pulls out a bill and hands it to Ted] Here's twenty.
Ted : [Ted takes it and pulls out a few bills of his own, handing them back] Aaaand, here's four back. So, mind if we start with some TuPac?
J.D. : Kick it.