Scrubs (TV Series)
My Best Friend's Wedding (2004)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
Quotes
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J.D. : Where're the other bridesmaids?
Dr. Elliot Reid : They're out buying an eyebrow.
J.D. : Well, that's gonna be tough on a Saturday, with Eyebrows Eyebrows Eyebrows being closed. They're gonna have to go all the way across town to the Eyebrow Hut.
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J.D. : See, Turk and I made a pact. The day that one of us got married we'd play a last round of tennis-golf in the parking lot as single best friends. Oh, yeah, and the guy getting married has to caddy for the other guy naked
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Chris Turk : If I work this shift, I can finagle two extra days on the honeymoon.
J.D. : Ooh, nice use of "finagle."
Chris Turk : Oh, thanks.
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J.D. : Ted! Can you play a little music for us, buddy?
Ted : It's gonna cost you double what you paid us for the church.
Chris Turk : [Turk pulls out a bill and hands it to Ted] Here's twenty.
Ted : [Ted takes it and pulls out a few bills of his own, handing them back] Aaaand, here's four back. So, mind if we start with some TuPac?
J.D. : Kick it.
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J.D. : Look, Elliot, just tell me what you want me to do and I'll do it.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Go back three days and keep me from throwing away my life for you.
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Dr. Elliot Reid : [Elliot lets Sean go] J.D.! It's not happening. Besides, if Sean and I are meant to be together, I never would have gone home with you that night and sabotaged everything that I had with him.
J.D. : You and I are gonna be okay, right?
Dr. Elliot Reid : What do you think?
J.D. : Probably not.
[She walks off]
J.D. : Elliot!
[She stops]
J.D. : You let me know when we are.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Don't hold your breath.
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J.D. : Danni, what are you doing here?
Danni Sullivan : We RSVP'd when we were still dating.
J.D. : You can't just crash my best friend's wedding!
Danni Sullivan : I'll go halvsies on the gift.
J.D. : Right this way, please.