Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Tim Robbins/Sinéad O'Connor (1992)
Dana Carvey: Ross Perot, Dennis Miller
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Ross Perot : So, Step 1: a National Curfew, nationwide, lights out, 8:45 pm. Now, you may say, "Ross, what am I gonna do after 8:45?" Well, I suggest you sleep. And you'll be glad you did when you hear that National Wake-Up Siren at 4:45 am. And don't worry, you won't sleep through it; it's gonna be loud! See, now, this way, you can start your fifteen-hour work day at 5:30 am, and be back in bed by lights out. Now, now what does this accomplish? First of all, this curfew cuts our energy consumption by 21%, reducing the deficit by $700 billion in the first ninety days alone! See, now, now that's easier than squeezing a pimple on your ass. I rest my case.
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Ross Perot : [on TV montor during Larry King Live] I'm ready as a ham sandwich at a church picnic.