Sanford (TV Series)
Private Lives (1981)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
Quotes
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Cal Pettie : When are you gonna grow up?
Fred G. Sanford : If I grew up, there wouldn't be room enough here for the both of us.
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Grady Wilson : I know the perfect lady for you. My girlfriend's sister. She's from outta town and she's got a terrific personality.
Fred G. Sanford : Terrific personality? I know what that means. She looks like Leon Spinks.
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Fred G. Sanford : [after talking with the bubble-headed Bunny] Grady, I would like to talk to you.
Grady Wilson : Sure, Fred.
Fred G. Sanford : No, back here by my baseball bat.
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Bunny : Hey, whaddaya think I'm stupid or what?
Fred G. Sanford : Both.
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Fred G. Sanford : [At the art gallery, looking at DeWitt's abstract sculpture] I wouldn't miss a chance to visit with a fellow junk dealer.
Evelyn Lewis : Fred, show some respect. My date happens to be the world-famous artist Bentley DeWitt.
Fred G. Sanford : How are you, Dent?
Bentley DeWitt : That's Bentley DeWitt, the third.
Fred G. Sanford : Well, if your parents are careful there won't be a fourth.